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Archive for February, 2009

The Mickey Rourke bandwagon is making the rounds, but I already hopped aboard long before all this Wrestler hullabaloo.  Hollywood is working the comeback angle on tough guy Mick who may win an Oscar this year.  But the real moral of this story is simpler: being a bad boy is a lousy life choice.  Loving [...]

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One of my girlfriends thinks the worst part of being single is sleeping in a big, pretty bed with no man to warm her tootsies.  Another says it’s the holidays, when nosy relatives butt into her romantic life and worry about her shriveling ovaries.  But to me, there’s something more demoralizing, more torturous than any [...]

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If you believe chick flicks, I’m supposed to loathe being single on Valentine’s Day.  In chick flick world, I’d just lock myself in my bedroom singing Alanis Morissette songs off-key and slamming back pints of Häagen-Dazs. 
 
True, all the red roses and candy boxes can make single gals wistful around V-Day, and unfortunately the [...]

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Due to my tendency to date emotionally wounded slackers and skirt-chasing alpha males, my friends have determined that I’m incapable of choosing worthwhile partners.  This past Christmas, they banded together to buy me an online dating subscription and I’ve been suffering ever since. 
 
Until last Friday’s Man Panel.  Before then, I had my doubts.  To [...]

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