Time magazine says I’m unhappy. And if you’re a woman, according to them, so are you. Sometimes, I think I ought to chuck the whole writing thing and become a researcher investigating the myriad reasons women’s lives are so shitty. Magazines and universities seem to be working around the clock to inform us dames [...]
Archive for October, 2009
Am I Unhappy?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Time, Time magazine, State of American Women, Unhappy women, unhappy American women, why are American women unhappy, depression, depression in women, work life balance, Time article, study about women, I'm unhappy, why aren't I happy, happiness, what is happiness, Mismeasure of Women, Joanne Lipman, New York Times Lipman on October 25, 2009 | 8 Comments »
If I Strip for You, Will You Strip for Me?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged attract any man, becoming a stripper, body image, carmen electra, exotic dance, female sexuality, how to be sexy, how to seduce a man, I want to be a stripper, pole dance, pole dancing, seducing your man, seducing your partner, sexuality, single women, strip class, stripper pole, strippers, stripping classes, stripping for boyfriend, striptease, Wet Seal, what men want, woman's self-image on October 18, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I didn’t want to be a stripper. Really, I have no idea what I wanted from the exotic dance class I’d enrolled in at an adult education center. I didn’t know whether the course catalog’s promise to help “create a full repertoire of floor-routine and chair moves you can use in enticing performances” was an [...]
Love, an Inner Connection
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged afraid of commitment, afraid of love, being single, broken heart, Carol Anthony, fear of commitment, finding a soul mate, He's Just Not That Into You, I Ching, is he your soul mate, Love an Inner Connection, men withdraw, soul mate, true love, why didn't he call, why do men withdraw, why won't he commit, why won't he marry me on October 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
A guy sitting next to me on the bus the other day kept looking over my shoulder to check out the book on my lap. When I stuffed it in my bag, he asked, “what are you reading?” Slightly embarrassed, I told him, “it’s called, Love, an Inner Connection.” “What’s it about?” Self-help books and [...]
Oh, How I Love a Womanizer
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged afraid of commitment, Bill Clinton, casanova, casanova womanizer, cheat, cheaters, cheating, dating a womanizer, David Letterman, David Letterman blackmail, David Letterman extortion, Don Draper, fear of commitment, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, James Bond, Letterman affair, Lewinsky, Mad Men, married men who cheat, men afraid of commitment, men who cheat, men who sleep around, philandering husband, playboy, player, Tucker Max, tucker max movie, why men cheat, Womanizer on October 4, 2009 | 13 Comments »
The other night, I met a real-life womanizer. A handsome attorney named Steven sidled up to me at a bar during a political fundraiser. As he flirted over conversation about the local senate race, he was charming and complimentary of all my lady loveliness. Because he hung on my every word and got a kick [...]

