The other night, I saw Nicolas with a new girl. He seems to go through them like Kleenex. When I see him around, I get a raunchy desire to press up against him. But I also feel relief that I probably, quite literally, dodged a bullet.
Our story went down like this:
I meet him at a [...]
Archive for February, 2010
A Night with American Psycho
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged American Psycho, Christian Bale, crazy date, crazy ex, dating a psycho, don't date him, psycho, why am I single, why didn't he call on February 28, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Studies Show Your Mom’s a Jerk
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged why didn't he call, single women, dating, being single, what men want, Jennifer Aniston, commitment, why am I single, fear of commitment, Mommie Dearest, University of Australia study, University of Australia, still single, mother daughter relationships, biology in relationships, genetics and relationships on February 21, 2010 | 2 Comments »
I love my mom. But I think I’m going to have to cut her loose. Apparently, she’s destroying my love life.
Lots of women have mothers who nag them about their figures, wonder aloud why their daughters haven’t found a decent fella or tsk disapprovingly about the way they raise their kids. Not mine. For the [...]
Let Me Be Your Girl, John Mayer!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, John Mayer Jessica Simpson, Mayer Playboy, Mayer Rolling Stone, Playboy interview, Rolling Stone, Twitter on February 14, 2010 | 9 Comments »
Oh, take me, John Mayer! Lead me into your lair of tell-all romance and cheesy pop songwriting and show me what it means to be alive. Your sensuous lips, your earnest attempts at artistry, your lover man rep have failed as yet to pique my curiosity. Until now, when I can no longer turn the [...]
Objectify My Love
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged athletes, David Beckham, Lindsey Vonn, Lindsey Vonn photos, Lindsey Vonn Sports Illustrated, magazine cover, Maxim, Olympic skier, Olympics, Reggie Bush, sex in advertising, sex sells, skiing, Sports Illustrated, Sports Illustrated cover, Sports Illustrated covers, Sports Illustrated swimsuit, Tom Brady, winter Olympics, women in adversiting on February 7, 2010 | 1 Comment »
My politics dictate that no human being should ever be robbed of his or her dignity by being objectified. Reducing someone to an erotic symbol deprives the person of his or her inherent worth and nullifies any effort he or she makes to rise above the ordinariness of human life. People should be recognized for [...]
