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Posts Tagged ‘Jennifer Aniston’

I love my mom.  But I think I’m going to have to cut her loose.  Apparently, she’s destroying my love life. Lots of women have mothers who nag them about their figures, wonder aloud why their daughters haven’t found a decent fella or tsk disapprovingly about the way they raise their kids.  Not mine.  For [...]

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Oh, take me, John Mayer!  Lead me into your lair of tell-all romance and cheesy pop songwriting and show me what it means to be alive.  Your sensuous lips, your earnest attempts at artistry, your lover man rep have failed as yet to pique my curiosity.  Until now, when I can no longer turn the [...]

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A friend insisted I see He’s Just Not That Into You, thinking it would change my long-held belief that chick flicks blow.  I’m just not into their Disney-ified take on life.  The women are shallow ninnies who buy shoes and sing pop songs into hairbrushes when they’re sad.  The men are clueless hunks who miraculously [...]

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