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The other night, I had a wonderfully romantic dream about my high school crush.  Though I haven’t thought of the boy in years, he’s always been the one infatuation I’ve regretted not having a chance to explore.  Back then, he was popular, studly, too cute for my ugly duckling high school self.  For two long, [...]

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The other night, I saw Nicolas with a new girl.  He seems to go through them like Kleenex.  When I see him around, I get a raunchy desire to press up against him.  But I also feel relief that I probably, quite literally, dodged a bullet. Our story went down like this: I meet him [...]

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I love my mom.  But I think I’m going to have to cut her loose.  Apparently, she’s destroying my love life. Lots of women have mothers who nag them about their figures, wonder aloud why their daughters haven’t found a decent fella or tsk disapprovingly about the way they raise their kids.  Not mine.  For [...]

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If you’d like to figure out what’s wrong with you relationship-wise, don’t read a self-help book.  Get an online bank account.  Every time I log into my checking account, I’m asked a “security question,” the answer to which only I’m supposed to know, so the bank can confirm my identity.  Thus far, the only question [...]

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