The other night, I had a wonderfully romantic dream about my high school crush. Though I haven’t thought of the boy in years, he’s always been the one infatuation I’ve regretted not having a chance to explore. Back then, he was popular, studly, too cute for my ugly duckling high school self. For two long, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘why am I single’
The Way We Weren’t
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged broken heart, dating, dream interpretation, dreaming about an ex, Facebook, finding an ex on Facebook, getting over a breakup, He's Just Not That Into You, high school crush, what do dreams mean, why am I single on May 16, 2010 | 3 Comments »
A Night with American Psycho
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged American Psycho, Christian Bale, crazy date, crazy ex, dating a psycho, don't date him, psycho, why am I single, why didn't he call on February 28, 2010 | 4 Comments »
The other night, I saw Nicolas with a new girl. He seems to go through them like Kleenex. When I see him around, I get a raunchy desire to press up against him. But I also feel relief that I probably, quite literally, dodged a bullet. Our story went down like this: I meet him [...]
Studies Show Your Mom’s a Jerk
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged being single, biology in relationships, commitment, dating, fear of commitment, genetics and relationships, Jennifer Aniston, Mommie Dearest, mother daughter relationships, single women, still single, University of Australia, University of Australia study, what men want, why am I single, why didn't he call on February 21, 2010 | 4 Comments »
I love my mom. But I think I’m going to have to cut her loose. Apparently, she’s destroying my love life. Lots of women have mothers who nag them about their figures, wonder aloud why their daughters haven’t found a decent fella or tsk disapprovingly about the way they raise their kids. Not mine. For [...]
Love Problems? Your Bank Has the Answers!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged afraid of commitment, Bank of America, being single, broken heart, dating, fear of commitment, getting over a breakup, He's Just Not That Into You, love and money, men withdraw, online banking, security questions, why am I single, why didn't he call, why won't he marry me on January 17, 2010 | 3 Comments »
If you’d like to figure out what’s wrong with you relationship-wise, don’t read a self-help book. Get an online bank account. Every time I log into my checking account, I’m asked a “security question,” the answer to which only I’m supposed to know, so the bank can confirm my identity. Thus far, the only question [...]

